I Chase Balls I Didn’t Kick

Edgy, witty, and instantly relatable. A guaranteed conversation starter on the sidelines.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Premium Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (translation: soft AF)
• Lightweight + comfy for long tournaments and hotter-than-expected practices
• Unisex fit that flatters real human bodies
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability through every game
• Streamlined Ink custom neck label means no itchy nonsense
• Boutique feel without the World Cup ticket price

Fit & Feel:
• True to size
• Size up for the relaxed “I’ve been here since 7am” look
• Soft, breathable, and keeps its shape even after tournament weekend laundry
• Never thick, sticky, or boxy

Fabric:
• Solids: 100% Airlume combed + ring-spun cotton
• Heathers: cotton/poly blend for extra softness

Perfect For:

• Early-morning games (with coffee in hand)
• Weekend tournaments that last a small eternity
• Carpool loops and “Did you pack your shin guards?”
• Sideline cheering, coaching, and controlled chaos
• Snack-duty days (orange slices and goldfish)
• Proudly wearing while your kid scores, saves, or just survives the match

Bottom line: If you’re living that #soccermomlife, this tee belongs in your sideline chair.