My Patience Is Offsides

• Premium Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton is buttery AF
• Lightweight + breathable
• Unisex fit that’s flattering on every body
• Durable shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds up wash after wash
• Streamlined Ink custom neck label means scratchy tags are outta here
• Boutique-quality feel without the bougie price

• Our tees are like the perfect hug with a Bella+Canvas relaxed retail fit so it's not clingy.
• Order your usual size for a comfy vibe.
• Size up if you like the “don’t-touch-me-today” oversized look.

Every shirt is made just for you.

• Processing: 2–5 business days
• Shipping: 3–7 business days (U.S.)

Holiday surge? USPS lost its mind? It may take a bit longer, friend.

I accept returns for tees that arrive damaged or misprinted (email me within 7 days with photos).

Since each tee is printed to order, I can’t accept returns for:

• wrong size ordered
• “changed my mind”
• your teen “borrowed” it permanently

Please check the size chart before ordering. 💛

If you absolutely HATE your tee then use it for the Holiday White Elephant Gift Exchange.